Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

George Carlin
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  1. There are no facts, only interpretations. - Friedrich Nietzsche

  2. My story is of such marvel that if it were written with a needle on the corner of an eye, it would yet serve as a lesson to those who seek wisdom. - Anonymous

  3. There are 1, 198, 500, 000 people alive now in China. To get a feel for what that means, simply take yourself - in all your singularity, importance, complexity, and love - and multiply by 1, 198, 500, 000. See? Nothing to it. - Annie Dillard

  4. I really tried, or so I thought, to avoid lying, but it seemed to me that they forced it on me by the difference in their vision of things, so that I was always transposing reality for them into something they could understand. - Mary McCarthy

  5. When you tell the tale of how another person is from your perspective, you're making him or her into a character, a player in your own life story. This way of knowing does not bring you closer because it is really all about you. - Kira Asatryan

More Quotes By George Carlin
  1. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you...

  2. It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.

  3. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

  4. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

  5. We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to...

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